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Sep 18 '14

avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

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Sep 17 '14

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(Source: maryjblige)

Sep 17 '14
tooast:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:


This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.


its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

djuvre

tooast:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

djuvre
Sep 16 '14

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Sep 16 '14

maghrabiyya:

this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s

i’m sorry we have failed you

(Source: fybacktothefuture)

Sep 16 '14

(Source: pythonprincen)

Sep 16 '14

thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

Sep 16 '14

theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

Sep 16 '14

katastrophicallynerdy:

Newsflash: If a strong, independent female character falls in love, it does not automatically mean that she has lost her values or that she’s become less strong and independent, and does not necessarily change her story into an anti-feminist one. The idea that all women should fall in love and get married IS sexist, but a woman actually falling in love and getting married of her own free will is NOT sexist. Thank you and good day.

Sep 15 '14

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato